Excerpt from the journal of Jaxson Hill, Placekicker for the West Bay High Broncos.
I know its been awhile since I wrote you. Ive been really busy with my AP classes (Miss Crocket is making us read To Kill a Mockingbird, which is really cutting into my time to read the Divergent series). Between that and kicking and Soccer, well you get the idea journal.
Anyways, Coach Fuller pulled me aside yesterday and said I was devoting too much time to Football. What a dickhead! Like professional Soccer players don’t even make that much money. Whatever, Coach Fuller said I’m not starting tomorrow night.
As if that wasn’t enough, Peyson Porter got me with a spitball on my neck in Geometry today! Gross! AND it was right as I was talking to Kelly Winters! I was so embarrassed. I hate Peyson Porter!
I have to go. Hopefully tomorrow will be better journal.
Praise be to Pat McAfee, the Great One