If you’re on Twitter and you’re willing, reply with your username. Mine is @MontyStrange. I will follow each and every one of you, probably. Legit 40%.
WE MUST EXHAUST ALL METHODS OF ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION FOR SHARING AWFUL WES-WELKER-THINKS-HE’S-AUSTIN-COLLIE-THINKS-HE’S-WES-WELKER JOKES.
KSK Kommenters (On The Side) 
Just an fyi, guys. I’ve noticed that as long as you end your link with the actual image file name, they will show in the comments. If you copy/paste the whole link, sometimes it won’t work. You all have image posting authority here.
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Thanks for the invite!
Unfortunately I still can’t figure out how to successfully accept it.
HALP
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I got an email that you accepted the invite – I’ll take a look.
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I made you an admin – maybe that’ll get you in. Try not to break anything.
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IT WORKED!
I promise not to break anything other than the hearts of Patriots fans and anyone who disagrees with me about hockey.
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I’m @effemwarner. Or you can just leave a note under the rock near that big tree in the park where the high school kids* drink.
*and me
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I’ll send a raven.
Where in the Seven Kingdoms do you all reside?
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Hiiiiiiiiiiiighgarden
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I receive ravens at The House of Black and White, c/o Nobody.
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The North remembers. Unlike Trent Green.
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Me @TheDoctorBill.
I don’t really check it or anything. I got an account primarily because it makes it easier to register for stuff like this.
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I don’t have a twitter. Please Western Union me all relevant witty banter under 140 characters.
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I’ll send you the banter, but I need 280 characters in shipping and handling.
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That’s a deal Ol’ Gus can’t lose on!
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I have a Pony Express delivery setup for you. I’m just sending it to Portland to some artisanal cheesery specializing in beards.
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Is the pony free range?
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Presumably this business is Jeff Garcia’s retirement plan?
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I have two soup cans and a piece of string.
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Why would I want string soup?!
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WOO HOO! An edit button!
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http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bttf/images/4/4e/Western_Union_man.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091124132837
OSZ’s Western Union guy… I think his name is Bud Wilson or something.
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Test
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Also, have any of you ever used Hootsuite? It’s Tweetdeck, except you can use all of your social media accounts from one page.
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I used it until the default language inexplicably changed to Japanese one day, and then I kind of gave up on it.
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Really? That’s crazy. My company bought the paid version this year and it saves me hours of work.
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It may have been user error. If it was, it was still an inexplicable user error.
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Did you go on a tentacle porn binge?
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I don’t know if I’d characterize it as a binge.
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@Barchens
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When you tweet at Cuntler, always include #BFIB. He loves it. It means Barchens’ Favorite Is Bears. I think.
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Find me on MySpace and Aol too. And Cougarlife.com.
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Edna?!?
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Herbert????!??!?!
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Mine is @chris_readenour because I am flat-out uncreative.
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I’m @steelerballs. I hardly ever tweet though, so follow at your own risk of boredom.
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I don’t use mine much, I run Twitter accounts for about 20 companies, so it seems like work to use my Twitter/Facebook/LinkedIn/Google Plus(???!?!??!) etc.
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Mine’s @AKCollie_17
— @WesWelker
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For real I’m @makeitsnowondem.
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“Here’s my pager #” — Trent Green
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