I understand why many of you might not get hockey.
You were either never exposed to it or you were born after 1985.
Because hockey when I grew up was so incredible you wouldn’t believe it if you saw it live today.
And here we go…I agree with Bill Simmons.
There’s no way anyone who wasn’t being paid by a competitor rival to destroy its competition could possibly have fucked up anything as badly as Gary Bettman has the NHL in service to David Stern and the NBA.
Gary Bettman’s league of Gritscrapular Whiteitudes beating the fuck out of one another can’t outrate a league of Gloryboy Thosepeoples lobbing a ball into a hole?
In a militarized nation so scared of Gloryboy Thosepeoples that Gritscrapular Whiteitudes allow them to be shot to death in the name of the state by the hundreds every year?
That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.