Who are you? Where are you going?

As some of you may have noticed, there’s been some talk of migrating away from wordpress.com and off to our very own home.  We’d still use wordpress for publishing (so nothing would be all that different); we’d just be hosted elsewhere.  If we do that, of course, our new manor will need a stately and respectable title, like “Monticello” or “Graceland”, except somehow including a dick joke.  To that end, much like Rob and Rex Ryan trying to figure out how to get the most bang for their buck at a Juarez whorehouse, we put together a healthy list of suggestions and narrowed it down to five lucky finalists.  Without further ado, and in no particular order, here are the finalists:

• Big Dumb Football Idiots
• Door Flies Open
• We All Float Down Here
• Football to the Groin
• That’s Great Hustle

Here’s how the voting works: there are three polls below – select your first, second, and third choice, in order.  Please don’t game the system (i.e. pick the same thing three times, vote from multiple locations, etc.) I’ll keep this open until Friday, at which point we’ll declare a winner and celebrate by drinking a special ice-flavored whiskey that’s made by adding ice to whiskey (recipe to follow).

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you cannot get the polls to work, email me (comment below and I’ll send you the address) with your choices and I’ll add them manually when things get tallied.  And keep in mind that this move won’t happen until DTZM (who has already been incredibly generous with his time in setting this up) has some free time, so please be patient.